Post by Trevor on Feb 25, 2011 13:14:26 GMT
Rental Agreement
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for £500 so they spent the night together. In the morning, before he
left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that
he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted
what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So, he sent a cheque for £250 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented
the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon
receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I will expect
full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to
remove your furniture.
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for £500 so they spent the night together. In the morning, before he
left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that
he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted
what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So, he sent a cheque for £250 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented
the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon
receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I will expect
full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to
remove your furniture.