Afghanistan desert

[Trevor]

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a

Remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his

First inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there

Are 250 men here on the post and no women?

And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we

Have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this,

But I understand about 'urges', so the camel can

Stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his

Own 'urges' Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant

To bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder

Behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,

Pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the

Camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that

How the men do it?'

' No not really, sir... They usually just ride the

Camel into town where the girls are.